Tag: jokes
group name: justforfun
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September 21, 2007 11:01 AM EDT --
Two farmers from a small town outside of Auburn, New York were walking home together after each had purchased a pig. One said to the other, "How are we going to tell them apart?"
The other . . . more
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May 11, 2007 06:15 PM EDT --
One of these is an oldie, but I think both are worth sharing. They came in my email.
Without Sin
The preacher spent his whole sermon relating the evils of sin and how all men are . . . more
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May 16, 2007 06:47 PM EDT --
I like it when I get good clean jokes like this in my email.
The Bum
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel really good today. I started out this morning . . . more
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May 27, 2007 03:06 PM EDT --
I'm getting some oldies in my email lately, but they are good ones. I hope you enjoy these. I don't know that the first was actually in a textbook or not.
THE FOLLOWING . . . more
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February 06, 2008 09:13 PM EST --
The worst invention of human kind is telephon.
The best invention of human kind is restriction order.
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April 09, 2007 06:16 AM EDT --
I thought this was hilarious when I saw it in my email.
More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households . . . more
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May 09, 2007 07:17 PM EDT --
This is an oldie, but I get a laugh out of it every time I see it. I received it in my email.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to . . . more
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May 14, 2007 06:25 PM EDT --
I thought these were worth a laugh when I found them in my email.
Will Not See Shamu
At Sea World, our grandson absolutely refused to see the show featuring Shamu the killer whale, but . . . more
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May 20, 2007 06:26 AM EDT --
I have seen either this one or one very similar and love it. This came in my email.
The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with "Is . . . more
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May 21, 2007 06:32 AM EDT --
This sounds logical. Do you think it will work? I received this in my email.
We all know that it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree celsius.
Translated into meaningful . . . more
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May 21, 2007 05:39 PM EDT --
I like the point this one makes. I received this in my email.
A fly was buzzing along one morning when he saw a lawn mower someone had left out in their front yard. He flew over and sat on the handle, . . . more
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May 23, 2007 06:46 PM EDT --
One of these is an oldie, but I think worth repeating. These came in my email.
Lawyers
The scene: A modern day court room
The Participants: Experienced lawyers and the usual court . . . more
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May 24, 2007 07:00 AM EDT --
I thought these might bring a smile or two when I received them in my email.
Her husband has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside . . . more
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May 25, 2007 05:32 AM EDT --
I like to get clean jokes like these in my email. I hope everyone enjoys them.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries and troubles and lighten your . . . more
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May 25, 2007 01:48 PM EDT --
I thought this one was great when I read it. I received it in an email.
I had prepared for it like any intelligent woman would. I went on a starvation diet the day before, knowing that all . . . more
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May 26, 2007 05:13 AM EDT --
This one is really cute. I received it in my email.
A little girl loved sucking her thumb very much... Even though she was now five years old, she hadn't stopped the bad habit. . . . more
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May 07, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
I have just created my third and probably last group. This group is for humorous items. I don’t want anything posted that will be flagged. What is desired is articles which will bring a . . . more
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July 29, 2007 10:15 PM EDT --
Just for fun, what is the best prank or joke you ever pulled on anyone. Or what is the best prank anyone ever pulled on you.
I will start. I was looking for an April Fools joke to pull on my kids . . . more
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March 28, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
One of these is and oldie but worth sharing. They came in my email.
Lock out
One rainy evening, my husband Carey and I emerged from a restaurant only to find that he had locked the keys . . . more
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April 05, 2007 01:13 AM EDT --
This is a smart mother. It came in my email. John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She . . . more
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