Tag: joke
group name: justforfun
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August 07, 2008 03:17 PM EDT --
APPLE ANNOUNCEMENT
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast
implant that can store and play music. The iTit will
cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker
size. . . . more
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July 16, 2007 02:18 PM EDT --
I get so many emails every day from people that pass on jokes and stories that I don't usually read them here since there are so few that I haven't seen a half dozen times before. Sometimes I delete . . . more
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April 15, 2007 08:07 PM EDT --
I thought this was great when I found it in my email.
Iowa Tourism Council Bulletin
This list of rules will be handed to each person as they enter the state.
1. That . . . more
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April 19, 2007 05:55 AM EDT --
These are pretty good. They came in my email.
If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an improved screwdriver.
Try to work alone. An . . . more
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April 09, 2007 06:16 AM EDT --
I thought this was hilarious when I saw it in my email.
More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households . . . more
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April 10, 2007 07:11 PM EDT --
I think these are good. They came in my email.
1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason . . . more
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April 10, 2007 07:19 PM EDT --
This is great for us seniors. It came in my email.
At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic ...
Bifocals . . . more
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April 15, 2007 07:56 PM EDT --
This is a great list. I have heard some of them before but not most. I received this in an email.
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If . . . more
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April 18, 2007 06:06 AM EDT --
I hope I'm never in a situation where I'll hear any of these. This arrived in my email.
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after . . . more
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April 19, 2007 05:42 AM EDT --
I thought this was well worth sharing whem I saw it in my email.
The Macy's One Day Sale Flu
The Drivers License Renewal Appointment 24-Hour Virus
The Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early . . . more
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March 28, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
One of these is and oldie but worth sharing. They came in my email.
Lock out
One rainy evening, my husband Carey and I emerged from a restaurant only to find that he had locked the keys . . . more
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April 05, 2007 01:13 AM EDT --
This is a smart mother. It came in my email. John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She . . . more
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May 11, 2007 06:15 PM EDT --
One of these is an oldie, but I think both are worth sharing. They came in my email.
Without Sin
The preacher spent his whole sermon relating the evils of sin and how all men are . . . more
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May 16, 2007 06:47 PM EDT --
I like it when I get good clean jokes like this in my email.
The Bum
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel really good today. I started out this morning . . . more
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May 27, 2007 03:06 PM EDT --
I'm getting some oldies in my email lately, but they are good ones. I hope you enjoy these. I don't know that the first was actually in a textbook or not.
THE FOLLOWING . . . more
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April 10, 2007 12:05 AM EDT --
This is one I’ve seen before but thought it humorous enough to share.
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of . . . more
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February 19, 2008 05:56 AM EST --
You cannot change a man. So...
Do not date a single man who have never been married.
He did not love anyone and he will not love you.
Do not date a single divorced man.
He left his . . . more
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April 10, 2007 05:30 AM EDT --
To many of these fit me. This came in an email
You know you are getting older when
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
The gleam in your eyes is from the sun . . . more
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April 14, 2007 06:31 PM EDT --
I think some of these are hilarious. They came in my email.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean . . . more
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April 24, 2007 05:33 PM EDT --
These are new ones to me. I received them in my email.
Tense
An English teacher at a university spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students' written work. . . . more
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