Tag: humor
group name: justforfun
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May 21, 2007 12:33 AM EDT --
Okay, I love my hubby and son to death. Really, I do, but sometimes I just want to say, "Please, I can do it myself."
This afternoon I went outside to trim the bushes. I told my husband that . . . more
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May 03, 2007 11:22 PM EDT --
Four out of ten days I have had to weather tornado and flash flood warnings. What's up with the weather?
I work in a portable building. I think they are tornado magnets. When I was told our . . . more
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January 28, 2008 11:22 AM EST --
Ten Reasons Why TV Is Better Than The World-Wide Web
1. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.
2. When was the last time you tuned in to "Friends" . . . more
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April 21, 2007 04:29 PM EDT --
So there I was, standing by my motrocyle. I had just attended the most popular National Management Asssociation event of the year, the annual Santa Maria Barbecue, in Titusville, Florida. As usual, . . . more
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March 30, 2007 01:39 PM EDT --
I was tagged by Darcey D and at first I thought, "Oh no not again!" But then I embraced the weirdness and developed the following list, and it was kind of fun. Here . . . more
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July 27, 2007 11:21 PM EDT --
We have an adorable gray and white cat named La Lune. From her first days in our home, she has always been a little temperamental. My dog, Baby, didn’t seem too worried about the little fur ball . . . more
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August 14, 2008 04:00 PM EDT --
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES'
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer . . . more
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August 01, 2008 01:29 PM EDT --
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.
The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest . . . more
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May 10, 2007 08:50 AM EDT --
With Mother's Day approaching, I was remembering my Grandma fondly. I remembered this funny moment.
My Grandma would come and live with us every winter. Her house was cold and she couldn't drive, . . . more
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January 15, 2008 08:39 AM EST --
The Explanation of Life...
The first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, Iwill give you a life span . . . more
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March 28, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
One of these is and oldie but worth sharing. They came in my email.
Lock out
One rainy evening, my husband Carey and I emerged from a restaurant only to find that he had locked the keys . . . more
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April 15, 2007 08:07 PM EDT --
I thought this was great when I found it in my email.
Iowa Tourism Council Bulletin
This list of rules will be handed to each person as they enter the state.
1. That . . . more
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April 19, 2007 05:55 AM EDT --
These are pretty good. They came in my email.
If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an improved screwdriver.
Try to work alone. An . . . more
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May 11, 2007 06:15 PM EDT --
One of these is an oldie, but I think both are worth sharing. They came in my email.
Without Sin
The preacher spent his whole sermon relating the evils of sin and how all men are . . . more
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May 16, 2007 06:47 PM EDT --
I like it when I get good clean jokes like this in my email.
The Bum
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel really good today. I started out this morning . . . more
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May 27, 2007 03:06 PM EDT --
I'm getting some oldies in my email lately, but they are good ones. I hope you enjoy these. I don't know that the first was actually in a textbook or not.
THE FOLLOWING . . . more
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May 18, 2007 01:13 AM EDT --
Okay, I decided to join in the fun. Now I want to hear about you. Here goes:
What is your favorite word? Chocolate
What is your favorite sound? My husband saying "I'm . . . more
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August 07, 2008 03:17 PM EDT --
APPLE ANNOUNCEMENT
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast
implant that can store and play music. The iTit will
cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker
size. . . . more
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April 09, 2007 06:16 AM EDT --
I thought this was hilarious when I saw it in my email.
More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households . . . more
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February 02, 2008 10:10 PM EST --
Alexei was awakened by the smell of fresh paint flowing
through his open window. It was bright in the bedroom. Sunspots
played on the wall. Blinking, he screwed his . . . more
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