Tag: funny
group name: justforfun
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January 17, 2008 08:40 PM EST --
MyWindow
My window looks at a fairy tree.
Its branches bend and twist.
Its leaves are whispering with glee
Its hallow makes a whistle.
A little river under the tree
Is running . . . more
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August 14, 2008 04:00 PM EDT --
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES'
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer . . . more
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August 13, 2008 12:09 PM EDT --
PREGNANCY Q & A
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after . . . more
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April 09, 2007 06:16 AM EDT --
I thought this was hilarious when I saw it in my email.
More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households . . . more
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October 11, 2007 10:43 PM EDT --
I was answering some questions online, and one of the questions was:
"Does this computer have access to the Internet?"
Uh, Duh! How do you think I was answering your online questionnaire?
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July 30, 2007 09:12 PM EDT --
Politics, insurance, home upkeep, price of gas—doesn’t it become too much reality at times? One source of suspending yourself for a moment is to experience some magic. And what day goes by . . . more
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May 14, 2007 02:52 PM EDT --
Hi
Well I've been asked to share my nutty moment, but as you can see I've added an s because there have been so many lol.
I , as some of you know am rather keen on Donny Osmond !! and have been . . . more
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March 28, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
One of these is and oldie but worth sharing. They came in my email.
Lock out
One rainy evening, my husband Carey and I emerged from a restaurant only to find that he had locked the keys . . . more
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April 05, 2007 01:13 AM EDT --
This is a smart mother. It came in my email. John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She . . . more
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April 15, 2007 08:07 PM EDT --
I thought this was great when I found it in my email.
Iowa Tourism Council Bulletin
This list of rules will be handed to each person as they enter the state.
1. That . . . more
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April 19, 2007 05:55 AM EDT --
These are pretty good. They came in my email.
If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an improved screwdriver.
Try to work alone. An . . . more
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May 11, 2007 06:15 PM EDT --
One of these is an oldie, but I think both are worth sharing. They came in my email.
Without Sin
The preacher spent his whole sermon relating the evils of sin and how all men are . . . more
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May 16, 2007 06:47 PM EDT --
I like it when I get good clean jokes like this in my email.
The Bum
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel really good today. I started out this morning . . . more
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May 27, 2007 03:06 PM EDT --
I'm getting some oldies in my email lately, but they are good ones. I hope you enjoy these. I don't know that the first was actually in a textbook or not.
THE FOLLOWING . . . more
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May 25, 2007 08:47 PM EDT --
I once had a dog named Macaroni. He was a big German Shephard. But I also had two stray, fairly wild, cats I had taken in. Those cats beat up that poor dog so many times, they actually . . . more
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May 07, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
I have just created my third and probably last group. This group is for humorous items. I don’t want anything posted that will be flagged. What is desired is articles which will bring a . . . more
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April 10, 2007 12:05 AM EDT --
This is one I’ve seen before but thought it humorous enough to share.
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of . . . more
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April 08, 2007 07:08 AM EDT --
This is great. I think it is hilarious. It came in my email.THE MESS TEST
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.
. . . more
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March 27, 2007 08:21 PM EDT --
This is an oldie but a goodie.
As a teacher or parent you will have to appreciate this one.
Kid's Cowboy Boots (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this . . . more
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March 29, 2007 07:52 PM EDT --
Things are a little different now. I enjoyed these and hope others do. This came in my email.
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill . . . more
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